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Filthy Bike Thief


someone stole my beautiful bicycle from the cellar last night.
I am sooo sad. I spent much of the morning at the police station. They took all my details and filed my complaint about the missing bike. They also diminished all hope of me ever finding my beloved velo or anybody returning it to me.
By now, it is probably already taken apart for the spares.

My stomach is churning when I think about all this. My relationship to that thing was really rather close. It fit me like a glove and riding it was just so natural.
Well at least, I can attest very good taste to the thief. May his hands fall off (and his bollocks too, please)! Our household insurance covers the theft of the bike, I hope. But whatever, all this will not bring my bike back. I have sighed a lot today.
For the sake of clean reporting: here is the serial frame number of my bike: BT17573, Fahrradmanufaktur T100 comfort, Gents 52cm frame, black, Oh well, we will never see it again anyways.

But that is no reason for you not to remain vigilant!

Rapunzel

Autor: R4PUN2EL

I am the Alternative Ending; Ironic Maiden, Metamathematician, Polaroid Developer, Law Bender,

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